red&blue

all the colors! ★: ok ok giveaway time - homestucks beware

mmmisty:

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN AND ALL THAT’S IN BETWEEN

i’m giving away my homestuck book
it’s in pretty great condition, only been read a few times
i think a page might have been bent but it’s free so no complaining

EXTRA ITEM ADDED:

i will ALSO be giving away my dave strider…

geromytime:

elmompreg:

i judge people by the amount of people they have murdered

italys-ovaries:

katkirkland:

gosangoku:

teaalloveryourface:

“Dani possesses the power to tunnel through solid titanium. Additionally, she developed the talent to deflect blinding light and she has the ability to become tiny. Dani has been known to fly through solid objects using a legendary jet and she has a reputation for a terrific skill at sleight of hand. She also has an outstanding breath-taking cloth refuge. Tragically, Dani is infamous for being slow.”

Catherine possesses the power to copy the weapons of her adversaries, but never against physical matter. Additionally, she brandishes a terrible lasso that can force opponents to run home and cry to mama and she wages war with a razor-sharp knife. Catherine rides a fantastic car into battle, however this power only lasts one hour at a time. She likewise has mastered the ability to make duplicates of herself and she has learned to transform any badger into silver. Catherine developed the talent to transform rubber into cloth, but doing so makes her slimy for five minutes. Shamefully, Catherine takes harm from exposure to shadow.

Dang, can’t live in the Batcave…

Katrina possesses the power to tunnel through solid crystal, but this power only lasts one minute at a time. She also developed the talent to squirt lightning bolts from her boomerang toward a single combatant and she has learned to spin like a whirlwind. Katrina is known for her spectacular attractiveness and she is able to absorb the damage from energy-based attacks and use it to magnify her strength. She wrangles with attackers with a radioactive lasso and she has mastered the ability to sculpt and mold all wood with a thought, however never in darkness. Terribly, Katrina endures the burden of being tired.

Always.

Marie has the power to view distant locations with her mind, but never in the presence of a dwarf. Unfortunately, Marie is handicapped by being slow.

Accurate

Eos has mastered the ability to make duplicates of herself. She likewise has the ability to jump through solid objects, however only while in pain. Eos can change shape into a plant, but can only do so four times a day. She also has the power to confuse the strategies of an assailant and she is known for her unbelievable massive subterranean lair. Eos can leap through the vacuum of space using a wondrous tank. Terribly, Eos becomes sticky in the presence of rubber.

‘becomes sticky in the presence of rubber’

ok.

Cloud's Machinations: sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are. what if teachers...

sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are.

what if teachers shipped their students

ship wars in the staff room

anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes

fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers

the real edgy teachers write…

Source: absolutelyayrianna

a-blog-of-sorts:

Italy:

Germany:

 ”Thank you, Italy.”

Japan:

America:

England:

Russia:

China:

France:

Canada:

Romano:

Spain:

Prussia:

Hungary:

Austria:

Greece:

Iceland:

Norway:

Finland:

Sweden:
 ”God dammit, Denmark.”

Denmark:

Latvia:

Estonia:

Lithuania and Poland:

Belgium:

Netherlands:

Sealand:

inkypop:

deadly-neurotoxin:

Can I just…

I CANNOT

I SIMPLY CANNOT

YOU WIN. EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME.

hamburgerking:

If i die young bury me in anime

lay me down on a bed of shoujou

sink me in kawaii at dawn

send me a-wai to the words of a love pon

yourcreepyuncle:

what if I called my period the red miles from now on

juneniocosu:

Horns + Sweatshirt

A GIVEAWAY BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO FOR LIKE EVER! I have a nice amount

of followers, not only that but those followers have been dealing with my bullshit and

deserve something for that! so I’m giving everyone a chance to win a set of horns and a

sweatshirt I made

• You can choose any horns you want only 1 tho (unlesstheyarekarkathornsthen2)
• Including ancestor
  
• I WILL do fantroll horns, I dont care how weird they are I WILL MAKE THEM
• You can specifically tell me how you would want the horns to be done. (for example you can have nubby sollux horns compared to taller sollux horns)
• You will also win that sweatshirt I made and decided to never ever wear! it really is a nice sweatshirt tho I am not sure exactly how to wash it other than by hand BUT THERE IS A WAY! (june=lazy)
• AND MAYBE I’LL JUST MAIL MYSELF TO YOU AND WE CAN DO FUN THINGS!
• you secretly want that last part.
• I know it

That is all for what you can get, now onto rules and other info

• YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE FOLLOWING ME (Its nice if you do because this is a thanks to my followers, but I love you all equally ok)
• I will ship anywhere in the world I do NOT care if you live in Atlantis you will get this
• I will only allow you to reblog this 1 time a day, I mean for gods sake would you want to have your dash filled with my bullshittery! HELL NO and likes count too
• Please dont use sideblogs for this
• This will end on the 20th of June

thank you ben for letting me ripp this off from you I’m not terrible or anything <3